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Jun 1st

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A 3 month pregnant woman falls into a deep coma. 6...

Doctor: You had twins, a boy and a girl, and they are both fine. Luckily, your brother named them for you. 
Woman: Oh no, not my brother! He's an idiot! What did he name the girl? 
Doctor: Denise. 
Woman: Well it isn't so bad, and what did he call the boy? 
Doctor: Denephew.

Jun 1st

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May 30th

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May 30th

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May 30th

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May 30th

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May 30th

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May 30th

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All the fucks I give.

May 30th

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May 28th

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May 28th

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May 25th

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May 24th

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Tension:

The feeling when you know shit is about to happen in your house, and there’s no way to escape

May 23rd

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May 22nd

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Anonymous asked: What kind of person would you date? :)

May 21st

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May 21st

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May 20th

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May 20th

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I'm a poet

FUH DUH POLICE FUH ERRBODY HERE FUH THE FUHIN GRASS THAT FUHS YO GRANDADDYS ASS

May 20th

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I gladly present to you this finger At a vertical stance She stands high among the others Blanketed with pride and all her glory Positioned in the median Of my hand. Here she stands So tall. My finger, named Middle.

May 20th

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May 19th

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May 18th

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I’LL BE OKAY I’LL BE OKAY I’LL BE OKAY I’LL BE OKAY I’LL BE OKAY I’LL BE OKAY I’LL BE OKAY I’LL BE OKAY I’LL BE OKAY I’LL BE OKAY I’LL BE OKAY I’LL BE OKAY I’LL BE OKAY

May 18th

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May 18th

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May 18th

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notonly-butalso asked: Hey. so I saw your page in the yearbook and i got super jealous. That picture is flawless. Also, your story is quite inspiring.

May 17th

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